Kirbizowitz Kirbstein, more commonly known as Kirby, is the main character from the Duke Nukem series of games. No, I'm sorry, I was lying. Obviously it's Battletoads. Anyways, this guy sucks, quite literally. What ever he sucks, he gains the ability of. But why does a stupid fat thing have this method of using this power and not a hot chick like Rogue from the X-Men who has this same power?