There are a bunch of people stupid people think are going to be playable in a Smash Brothers game. You are stupid, and here is why.

Master ChiefEdit

Master Chief is the DooM Marine rip-off from Halo. He is only on the X-Rated Cube, because Microsoft is even eviler than Nintendo.

Cloud StrifeEdit

Cloud Strife is a girl. She is the only character on this list to have actually made it a Smash game (Super Smash Bros. : Uncreative Name), but she was DLC, so it probably doesn't count.

Barney the purple dinosaurEdit

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, and when he's tall, he's what we'd call a dinosaur. He's not in.

Chuck NorrisEdit

The joke is old. And Chuck Norris is SHUPA Republican, so he hates video games for some reason.

Shadow the HedgehogEdit

Shadow is too busy cutting himself.

Silver the HedgehogEdit

Silver is too lousy to be in.


He's way to frickin big and plus he's still busy with that unltiment showdown crap.


That spikey haired prick? No thanks.

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